One of the few, if not only defense for Jersey Shore was always, “Hey, at least they’re not squirting out babies like those kids on Teen Mom.” Granted, they’re spreading disease and pestilence to an entire seaboard, but at the end of the day they weren’t violently reproducing. Until now. Life & Style reports:
Hopefully I’ll be able to settle down and have kids within the next couple of years — maybe even the beginning of next year,” she tells Life & Style exclusively. “I don’t see myself going to the Shore in the next five years or so. I don’t want to jinx it — I haven’t really talked about it — but it would be nice.”Just to put things in perspective, JWoww is going to bring a child into the world and then essentially force it to suckle on the equivalent of a beach ball yanked out of a Fukushima reactor while at the same time Republicans want to shutdown the government because they think there are too many abortions. I mean, what the- Have we entered some sort of alternate, parallel dimension? If I step outside will a talking dog tell me I need to find the Star Child? WHAT IS THIS STRANGE LAND?!
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